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There must be something wrong with my eyes! I can not take them off you!

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How do you break a mirror? Throw stone on mirror. Take mirror and just drop it. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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Just got out of the shower… Why do not you come over and help me get dirty again?

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At nights you do not let me sleep and during the day I dream of our nights...

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I had a realization today and its kind of intimidating… I guess you make a really passionate lover!

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I have lost my teddy! Will you come home after the party and sleep with me tonight?

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You have got this habit of sticking out your tongue… Stop doing it, unless you plan to use it!

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You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!

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Using one hand to write this text and press the send button. Using the other hand to press my button...

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You need to come over and spank me! I have been very, very bad!

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The only reason I would kick you out of bed is because I love you on the floor!

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you into a sack, do not worry! That is what I have wished for this Christmas!

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You have got a nice set of legs! I have always wondered what time do they open?

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You have been a naughty boy! Now go to my room...

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Were you carrying a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants!

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: I wish you were my homework! I would go all out to do it every way possible.

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Stop wearing makeup! I hate it... It is messing with perfection!

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Do you have a map? I am lost in your eyes!

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God was showing off when he made you!

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I went to this new restaurant called Crave yesterday! The menu had your name written all over!