banner

LOVE TIPS

FLIRT TIPS Content

Favourites (0)

1

If you were an island... could I explore you?

2

You have got a nice set of legs! I have always wondered what time do they open?

3

You: Okay, random question... but was your dad a baker ever? Likely Reply: No... why such a weird question?

4

Come over and take off my lip gloss baby!

5

Guy: Hey did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven this morning!

6

Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from where you are right now!

7

Why do you always hide a banana in your pocket when you see me? Or is it that you are always so happy to see me?

8

The hottest thing a guy could wear is the lipstick off of my lips!

9

Were you carrying a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants!

10

If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you into a sack, do not worry! That is what I have wished for this Christmas!

11

You looked so beautiful yesterday! You made me forget my Pick up line! Damn!

12

If love is a crime, lock me up, I am guilty baby!

13

I like to study... You!

14

I had a realization today and its kind of intimidating… I guess you make a really passionate lover!

15

I do not play with dolls, but I do not mind having you as my doll!

16

If you do not wanna have kids with me, then why do not we just practice?

17

I am like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

18

Stop wearing makeup! I hate it... It is messing with perfection!

19

Dreamed about you last night and we were… umm kinda naughty! Smile if you like that! Blush if you want more…

20

Hi, I am Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.