banner

LOVE TIPS

FLIRT TIPS Content

Favourites (0)

1

If love is a crime, lock me up, I am guilty baby!

2

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone!

3

: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place! Sometimes I think like a man!

4

Just got out of the shower… Why do not you come over and help me get dirty again?

5

Had a very dirty dream about you last night… Let us reenact it tonight!

6

I dream those eyes, those lips, that face, that body... Ok, that is a lot about Me! Why do not you tell me something about you?

7

It is not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

8

You have got a nice set of legs! I have always wondered what time do they open?

9

If you were an island... could I explore you?

10

I really can not wait until tomorrow... You keep getting more and more beautiful every damn single day!

11

Your mirror is way too lucky! Every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you!

12

You have been a naughty boy! Now go to my room...

13

The hottest thing a guy could wear is the lipstick off of my lips!

14

Why do you always hide a banana in your pocket when you see me? Or is it that you are always so happy to see me?

15

Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from where you are right now!

16

Do you have a map? I am lost in your eyes!

17

You looked so beautiful yesterday! You made me forget my Pick up line! Damn!

18

At nights you do not let me sleep and during the day I dream of our nights...

19

Were you carrying a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants!

20

The only reason I would kick you out of bed is because I love you on the floor!