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You have got such a pretty butt! It is a pity that you have to sit on it!

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I love playing basketball! Sometimes I imagine your behind is like a basketball. I guess I would love to play basketball with you!

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Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from where you are right now!

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: I wish you were my homework! I would go all out to do it every way possible.

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You have got this habit of sticking out your tongue… Stop doing it, unless you plan to use it!

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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I do not play with dolls, but I do not mind having you as my doll!

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By the way, I just realized that you are my medication! I feel so much better each time I see you!

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I think I can die happy now... I have witnessed a piece of Heaven!

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Smile... It is the second best thing to do with your lips!

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I had a realization today and its kind of intimidating… I guess you make a really passionate lover!

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You: Okay, random question... but was your dad a baker ever? Likely Reply: No... why such a weird question?

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Math can be fun!!! Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

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Your mirror is way too lucky! Every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you!

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You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!

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Hi, I am Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

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How do you break a mirror? Throw stone on mirror. Take mirror and just drop it. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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Stop wearing makeup! I hate it... It is messing with perfection!

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You looked so beautiful yesterday! You made me forget my Pick up line! Damn!

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It is gotta be illegal to look that good!