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Is your name Gillett? Cause you are the best a man can get!

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I like to study... You!

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You have been a naughty boy! Now go to my room...

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I have lost my teddy! Will you come home after the party and sleep with me tonight?

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You have got a nice set of legs! I have always wondered what time do they open?

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You looked so beautiful yesterday! You made me forget my Pick up line! Damn!

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You: Okay, random question... but was your dad a baker ever? Likely Reply: No... why such a weird question?

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Why do you always hide a banana in your pocket when you see me? Or is it that you are always so happy to see me?

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By the way, I just realized that you are my medication! I feel so much better each time I see you!

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It is gotta be illegal to look that good!

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It is not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

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If you were an island... could I explore you?

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Had a very dirty dream about you last night… Let us reenact it tonight!

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You looked so hot on Thursday! I almost was tanning looking at you!

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I had a realization today and its kind of intimidating… I guess you make a really passionate lover!

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I do not play with dolls, but I do not mind having you as my doll!

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If love is a crime, lock me up, I am guilty baby!

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: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place! Sometimes I think like a man!

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You have got such a pretty butt! It is a pity that you have to sit on it!

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you into a sack, do not worry! That is what I have wished for this Christmas!