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By the way, I just realized that you are my medication! I feel so much better each time I see you!

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How do you break a mirror? Throw stone on mirror. Take mirror and just drop it. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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I am like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

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Your mirror is way too lucky! Every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you!

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It is gotta be illegal to look that good!

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You looked so hot on Thursday! I almost was tanning looking at you!

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Were you carrying a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants!

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Hey I do not like your shirt... Take it off! I meant wear another one too after you take it off!

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At nights you do not let me sleep and during the day I dream of our nights...

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from where you are right now!

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If you do not wanna have kids with me, then why do not we just practice?

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There must be something wrong with my eyes! I can not take them off you!

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I think I can die happy now... I have witnessed a piece of Heaven!

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I like to study... You!

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Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone!

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You have been a naughty boy! Now go to my room...

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I dream those eyes, those lips, that face, that body... Ok, that is a lot about Me! Why do not you tell me something about you?

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Just got out of the shower… Why do not you come over and help me get dirty again?

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Hi, I am Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.