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Your mirror is way too lucky! Every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you!

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You have been a naughty boy! Now go to my room...

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I am like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

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If love is a crime, lock me up, I am guilty baby!

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You have got this habit of sticking out your tongue… Stop doing it, unless you plan to use it!

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Just got out of the shower… Why do not you come over and help me get dirty again?

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Smile... It is the second best thing to do with your lips!

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You have got a nice set of legs! I have always wondered what time do they open?

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Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from where you are right now!

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Hey I do not like your shirt... Take it off! I meant wear another one too after you take it off!

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By the way, I just realized that you are my medication! I feel so much better each time I see you!

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I do not play with dolls, but I do not mind having you as my doll!

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you into a sack, do not worry! That is what I have wished for this Christmas!

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I think I can die happy now... I have witnessed a piece of Heaven!

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You: Okay, random question... but was your dad a baker ever? Likely Reply: No... why such a weird question?

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Had a very dirty dream about you last night… Let us reenact it tonight!

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Why do you always hide a banana in your pocket when you see me? Or is it that you are always so happy to see me?

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It is not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

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You looked so hot on Thursday! I almost was tanning looking at you!

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You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!