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God was showing off when he made you!

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I have lost my teddy! Will you come home after the party and sleep with me tonight?

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Your mirror is way too lucky! Every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you!

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I love playing basketball! Sometimes I imagine your behind is like a basketball. I guess I would love to play basketball with you!

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I am like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

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I really can not wait until tomorrow... You keep getting more and more beautiful every damn single day!

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I went to this new restaurant called Crave yesterday! The menu had your name written all over!

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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If love is a crime, lock me up, I am guilty baby!

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You need to come over and spank me! I have been very, very bad!

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you into a sack, do not worry! That is what I have wished for this Christmas!

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Dreamed about you last night and we were… umm kinda naughty! Smile if you like that! Blush if you want more…

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You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!

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It must have been one hell of a rainy day when you were born, right? Maybe, the heavens were crying because they lost their most beautiful angel!

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Hey I do not like your shirt... Take it off! I meant wear another one too after you take it off!

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Is your name Gillett? Cause you are the best a man can get!

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How do you break a mirror? Throw stone on mirror. Take mirror and just drop it. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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Were you carrying a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants!

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Just went to the bathroom and took off my underwear. One less thing for you to remove tonight...

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I am feeling a little off today at this boring event! Will you turn me on later?