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Had a very dirty dream about you last night… Let us reenact it tonight!

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At nights you do not let me sleep and during the day I dream of our nights...

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Is your name Gillett? Cause you are the best a man can get!

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I had a realization today and its kind of intimidating… I guess you make a really passionate lover!

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I love playing basketball! Sometimes I imagine your behind is like a basketball. I guess I would love to play basketball with you!

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Were you carrying a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants!

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If you were an island... could I explore you?

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I really can not wait until tomorrow... You keep getting more and more beautiful every damn single day!

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I have lost my teddy! Will you come home after the party and sleep with me tonight?

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Just went to the bathroom and took off my underwear. One less thing for you to remove tonight...

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I think I can die happy now... I have witnessed a piece of Heaven!

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You need to come over and spank me! I have been very, very bad!

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By the way, I just realized that you are my medication! I feel so much better each time I see you!

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You have been a naughty boy! Now go to my room...

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Guy: Hey did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven this morning!

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Hi, I am Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

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There must be something wrong with my eyes! I can not take them off you!

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I like to study... You!

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It is gotta be illegal to look that good!

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you into a sack, do not worry! That is what I have wished for this Christmas!