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I dream those eyes, those lips, that face, that body... Ok, that is a lot about Me! Why do not you tell me something about you?

You have been a naughty boy! Now go to my room...

Just went to the bathroom and took off my underwear. One less thing for you to remove tonight...

Hi, I am Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I do not play with dolls, but I do not mind having you as my doll!

If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you into a sack, do not worry! That is what I have wished for this Christmas!

Were you carrying a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants!

I went to this new restaurant called Crave yesterday! The menu had your name written all over!

You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!

Come over and take off my lip gloss baby!

How do you break a mirror? Throw stone on mirror. Take mirror and just drop it. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

Hey I do not like your shirt... Take it off! I meant wear another one too after you take it off!

You need to come over and spank me! I have been very, very bad!

I went to this new restaurant called Crave yesterday! The menu had your name written all over!

Why do you always hide a banana in your pocket when you see me? Or is it that you are always so happy to see me?

: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place! Sometimes I think like a man!

If love is a crime, lock me up, I am guilty baby!

Math can be fun!!! Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

I think I can die happy now... I have witnessed a piece of Heaven!

Just got out of the shower… Why do not you come over and help me get dirty again?