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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you into a sack, do not worry! That is what I have wished for this Christmas!
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you into a sack, do not worry! That is what I have wished for this Christmas!
You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!
The hottest thing a guy could wear is the lipstick off of my lips!
It is gotta be illegal to look that good!
If you do not wanna have kids with me, then why do not we just practice?
Your mirror is way too lucky! Every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you!
Why do you always hide a banana in your pocket when you see me? Or is it that you are always so happy to see me?
You: I need to confess something... Likely Reply: Haha... really? What is it? You: You made me forget my pick-up line last night!!
How do you break a mirror? Throw stone on mirror. Take mirror and just drop it. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
I really can not wait until tomorrow... You keep getting more and more beautiful every damn single day!
I am like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed is because I love you on the floor!
Math can be fun!!! Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You looked so hot on Thursday! I almost was tanning looking at you!
I went to this new restaurant called Crave yesterday! The menu had your name written all over!
: I wish you were my homework! I would go all out to do it every way possible.
Hi, I am Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
I am feeling a little off today at this boring event! Will you turn me on later?
I like to study... You!