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I love playing basketball! Sometimes I imagine your behind is like a basketball. I guess I would love to play basketball with you!

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You looked so beautiful yesterday! You made me forget my Pick up line! Damn!

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: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place! Sometimes I think like a man!

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Using one hand to write this text and press the send button. Using the other hand to press my button...

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Is your name Gillett? Cause you are the best a man can get!

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Hi, I am Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

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I do not play with dolls, but I do not mind having you as my doll!

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You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!

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Hey I do not like your shirt... Take it off! I meant wear another one too after you take it off!

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I am like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

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I have lost my teddy! Will you come home after the party and sleep with me tonight?

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You have got such a pretty butt! It is a pity that you have to sit on it!

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Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from where you are right now!

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You need to come over and spank me! I have been very, very bad!

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I got lost on my way home, can I go home with you?

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Math can be fun!!! Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

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If you do not wanna have kids with me, then why do not we just practice?

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You: Okay, random question... but was your dad a baker ever? Likely Reply: No... why such a weird question?

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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!

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Were you carrying a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants!