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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you into a sack, do not worry! That is what I have wished for this Christmas!

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You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!

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The hottest thing a guy could wear is the lipstick off of my lips!

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It is gotta be illegal to look that good!

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If you do not wanna have kids with me, then why do not we just practice?

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Your mirror is way too lucky! Every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you!

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Why do you always hide a banana in your pocket when you see me? Or is it that you are always so happy to see me?

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You: I need to confess something... Likely Reply: Haha... really? What is it? You: You made me forget my pick-up line last night!!

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How do you break a mirror? Throw stone on mirror. Take mirror and just drop it. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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I really can not wait until tomorrow... You keep getting more and more beautiful every damn single day!

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I am like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

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The only reason I would kick you out of bed is because I love you on the floor!

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Math can be fun!!! Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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You looked so hot on Thursday! I almost was tanning looking at you!

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I went to this new restaurant called Crave yesterday! The menu had your name written all over!

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: I wish you were my homework! I would go all out to do it every way possible.

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Hi, I am Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

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I am feeling a little off today at this boring event! Will you turn me on later?

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I like to study... You!