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You: I need to confess something... Likely Reply: Haha... really? What is it? You: You made me forget my pick-up line last night!!

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It must have been one hell of a rainy day when you were born, right? Maybe, the heavens were crying because they lost their most beautiful angel!

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Were you carrying a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants!

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The only reason I would kick you out of bed is because I love you on the floor!

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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!

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If love is a crime, lock me up, I am guilty baby!

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You need to come over and spank me! I have been very, very bad!

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I really can not wait until tomorrow... You keep getting more and more beautiful every damn single day!

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Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone!

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You have got such a pretty butt! It is a pity that you have to sit on it!

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You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!

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Hey I do not like your shirt... Take it off! I meant wear another one too after you take it off!

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By the way, I just realized that you are my medication! I feel so much better each time I see you!

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You have got a nice set of legs! I have always wondered what time do they open?

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Do you have a map? I am lost in your eyes!

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You have got this habit of sticking out your tongue… Stop doing it, unless you plan to use it!

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I like to study... You!

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There must be something wrong with my eyes! I can not take them off you!

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At nights you do not let me sleep and during the day I dream of our nights...

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If you do not wanna have kids with me, then why do not we just practice?