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: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place! Sometimes I think like a man!

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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The only reason I would kick you out of bed is because I love you on the floor!

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I do not play with dolls, but I do not mind having you as my doll!

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You looked so hot on Thursday! I almost was tanning looking at you!

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If love is a crime, lock me up, I am guilty baby!

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I am feeling a little off today at this boring event! Will you turn me on later?

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You have got this habit of sticking out your tongue… Stop doing it, unless you plan to use it!

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Dreamed about you last night and we were… umm kinda naughty! Smile if you like that! Blush if you want more…

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The hottest thing a guy could wear is the lipstick off of my lips!

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You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!

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There must be something wrong with my eyes! I can not take them off you!

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Smile... It is the second best thing to do with your lips!

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You have got a nice set of legs! I have always wondered what time do they open?

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You need to come over and spank me! I have been very, very bad!

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Math can be fun!!! Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!

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Hey I do not like your shirt... Take it off! I meant wear another one too after you take it off!

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I am like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

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God was showing off when he made you!