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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!

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Guy: Hey did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: When you fell from heaven this morning!

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You have got a nice set of legs! I have always wondered what time do they open?

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Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from where you are right now!

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It is not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

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I dream those eyes, those lips, that face, that body... Ok, that is a lot about Me! Why do not you tell me something about you?

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How do you break a mirror? Throw stone on mirror. Take mirror and just drop it. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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Were you carrying a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants!

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Why do you always hide a banana in your pocket when you see me? Or is it that you are always so happy to see me?

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The hottest thing a guy could wear is the lipstick off of my lips!

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Your mirror is way too lucky! Every time you look into it, it gets to look back at you!

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You: I need to confess something... Likely Reply: Haha... really? What is it? You: You made me forget my pick-up line last night!!

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Do you have a map? I am lost in your eyes!

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I like to study... You!

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If love is a crime, lock me up, I am guilty baby!

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You looked so beautiful yesterday! You made me forget my Pick up line! Damn!

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If you do not wanna have kids with me, then why do not we just practice?

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God was showing off when he made you!

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: I wish you were my homework! I would go all out to do it every way possible.

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Just got out of the shower… Why do not you come over and help me get dirty again?