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Math can be fun!!! Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

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You have got such a pretty butt! It is a pity that you have to sit on it!

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Come over and take off my lip gloss baby!

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How do you break a mirror? Throw stone on mirror. Take mirror and just drop it. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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Dreamed about you last night and we were… umm kinda naughty! Smile if you like that! Blush if you want more…

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Why do you always hide a banana in your pocket when you see me? Or is it that you are always so happy to see me?

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You looked so hot on Thursday! I almost was tanning looking at you!

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You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!

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Just went to the bathroom and took off my underwear. One less thing for you to remove tonight...

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The hottest thing a guy could wear is the lipstick off of my lips!

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Smile... It is the second best thing to do with your lips!

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If you do not wanna have kids with me, then why do not we just practice?

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You have got this habit of sticking out your tongue… Stop doing it, unless you plan to use it!

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Is your name Gillett? Cause you are the best a man can get!

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I have lost my teddy! Will you come home after the party and sleep with me tonight?

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Hey I do not like your shirt... Take it off! I meant wear another one too after you take it off!

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I love playing basketball! Sometimes I imagine your behind is like a basketball. I guess I would love to play basketball with you!

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Had a very dirty dream about you last night… Let us reenact it tonight!

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I am feeling a little off today at this boring event! Will you turn me on later?

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Hi, I am Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.