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If love is a crime, lock me up, I am guilty baby!

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I do not play with dolls, but I do not mind having you as my doll!

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Is your name Gillett? Cause you are the best a man can get!

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You need to come over and spank me! I have been very, very bad!

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You: Hey I forgot to tell you today that you dropped something… Likely Reply: What? You: My jaw!

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Do you have a map? I am lost in your eyes!

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Had a very dirty dream about you last night… Let us reenact it tonight!

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I love playing basketball! Sometimes I imagine your behind is like a basketball. I guess I would love to play basketball with you!

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How do you break a mirror? Throw stone on mirror. Take mirror and just drop it. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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Just got out of the shower… Why do not you come over and help me get dirty again?

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Using one hand to write this text and press the send button. Using the other hand to press my button...

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I like to study... You!

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Hey I do not like your shirt... Take it off! I meant wear another one too after you take it off!

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By the way, I just realized that you are my medication! I feel so much better each time I see you!

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There must be something wrong with my eyes! I can not take them off you!

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I am like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

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If you were an island... could I explore you?

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone!

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Stop wearing makeup! I hate it... It is messing with perfection!