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God was showing off when he made you!

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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds!

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If you were an island... could I explore you?

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How do you break a mirror? Throw stone on mirror. Take mirror and just drop it. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.

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Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone!

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At nights you do not let me sleep and during the day I dream of our nights...

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You have got such a pretty butt! It is a pity that you have to sit on it!

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I went to this new restaurant called Crave yesterday! The menu had your name written all over!

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I think I can die happy now... I have witnessed a piece of Heaven!

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Were you carrying a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants!

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I have lost my teddy! Will you come home after the party and sleep with me tonight?

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There must be something wrong with my eyes! I can not take them off you!

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Why do you always hide a banana in your pocket when you see me? Or is it that you are always so happy to see me?

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I went to this new restaurant called Crave yesterday! The menu had your name written all over!

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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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Math can be fun!!! Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!

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You need to come over and spank me! I have been very, very bad!

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By the way, I just realized that you are my medication! I feel so much better each time I see you!

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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you into a sack, do not worry! That is what I have wished for this Christmas!

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I like to study... You!