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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

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My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.

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What do marriage and a tornado have in common? In the beginning there is a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end someone loses a house.

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y friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he is only got his shelf to blame.

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What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.

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eturn: he listed himself as the head of the household!

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