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PMS should just be called ovary-acting.

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I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it Is more of a wrap.

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A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.

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Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

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My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that is a big word for a nine year old.

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

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eturn: he listed himself as the head of the household!

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