JOKES Content

You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it is pretty cheesy.

PMS should just be called ovary-acting.

Why did not the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

What do marriage and a tornado have in common? In the beginning there is a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end someone loses a house.

What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.

Boyfriend: ILY. Girlfriend: Can you please say the words? It makes it better. Boyfriend: I am leaving you.

How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.

The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.

Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I am a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let us go play on our bikes.

Learn sign language, it is very handy.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married but then it was too late.

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eturn: he listed himself as the head of the household!