JOKES Content

Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells.

What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.

Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

What is the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I am a female impersonator.

I never knew the meaning of true happiness until I got married but then it was too late.

A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.

What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.

Why can not a bike stand on its own? It is two tired.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let us go play on our bikes.

What do marriage and a tornado have in common? In the beginning there is a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end someone loses a house.

What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it Is more of a wrap.

I married Miss Right. I just did not know her first name was Always.

What do you call two fat people having a chat? -- A heavy discussion.

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eturn: he listed himself as the head of the household!