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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized!

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.

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What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!.

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Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

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Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

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You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it is pretty cheesy.

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My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that is a big word for a nine year old.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

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Why do not you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.

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PMS should just be called ovary-acting.

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What do you call two fat people having a chat? -- A heavy discussion.

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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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y friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he is only got his shelf to blame.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.

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I married Miss Right. I just did not know her first name was Always.

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eturn: he listed himself as the head of the household!

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