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The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that is a big word for a nine year old.

What is the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Why do not you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

I have spent the last two years looking for my wife killer, but nobody will do it.

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.

Why did not the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized!

I married Miss Right. I just did not know her first name was Always.

PMS should just be called ovary-acting.

You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it is pretty cheesy.

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines everywhere!

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.

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eturn: he listed himself as the head of the household!