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The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.
The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that is a big word for a nine year old.
What is the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Why do not you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
I have spent the last two years looking for my wife killer, but nobody will do it.
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.
Why did not the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized!
I married Miss Right. I just did not know her first name was Always.
PMS should just be called ovary-acting.
You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it is pretty cheesy.
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines everywhere!
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.
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eturn: he listed himself as the head of the household!