JOKES Content

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it is pretty cheesy.

: Girlfriend: Darling, will you give me a ring on our wedding day? Boyfriend: Sure, what is your number?

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to upset you.

What do marriage and a tornado have in common? In the beginning there is a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end someone loses a house.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that is a big word for a nine year old.

I have spent the last two years looking for my wife killer, but nobody will do it.

I started a band called 999 Megabytes: we have not gotten a gig yet.

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Why do not you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!

My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it is pretty cheesy.

y friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he is only got his shelf to blame.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

The reason we nod off to sleep is so it looks like we are just emphatically agreeing with everything when were in a boring meeting.

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

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eturn: he listed himself as the head of the household!