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So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.

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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.

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How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.

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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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A man admitted he lied on his income tax return: he listed himself as the head of the household!

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.

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Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I am a female impersonator.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

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My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that is a big word for a nine year old.

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized!

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You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it is pretty cheesy.

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Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

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My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that is a big word for a nine year old.

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Learn sign language, it is very handy.

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Why do not you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

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You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it is pretty cheesy.

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eturn: he listed himself as the head of the household!

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