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Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized!

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it Is more of a wrap.

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What do marriage and a tornado have in common? In the beginning there is a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end someone loses a house.

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You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it is pretty cheesy.

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What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.

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How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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What is the difference between your wife and your lover? 30 minutes.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let us go play on our bikes.

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony was not much, but the reception was excellent!

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Why do not you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

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What do marriage and a tornado have in common? In the beginning there is a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end someone loses a house.

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My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that is a big word for a nine year old.

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Why did not the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!

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So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

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You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it is pretty cheesy.

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eturn: he listed himself as the head of the household!

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