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So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.

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What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.

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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

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Why did not the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!

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Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!

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Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

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When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.

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Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.

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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized!

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The reason we nod off to sleep is so it looks like we are just emphatically agreeing with everything when were in a boring meeting.

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Learn sign language, it is very handy.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.

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Why do not you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

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eturn: he listed himself as the head of the household!

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